{"id":3451,"date":"2012-07-18T04:45:08","date_gmt":"2012-07-18T12:45:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ramonchen.com\/?p=3451"},"modified":"2012-07-18T13:54:36","modified_gmt":"2012-07-18T21:54:36","slug":"big-data-meets-borat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ramonchen.com\/?p=3451","title":{"rendered":"Big Data meets Borat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somewhat regular readers of my blog will note that I like me a good analogy, especially one related to popular culture and in which some good laughs that can be had while getting a technically valid point across. See <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ramonchen.com\/?p=1137\" target=\"_blank\">If Seinfeld evaluated MDM vendors<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ramonchen.com\/?p=2706\" target=\"_blank\">10 Marketing lessons from @Shitmydadsays Tweets<\/a>, and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ramonchen.com\/?p=3140\" target=\"_blank\">Hadoop &#8211; The most interesting technology in the world&#8221;<\/a>\u00a0for examples of the way I think.<\/p>\n<p>So it tickled my geek side funny bone to happen across <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/bigdataborat\" target=\"_blank\">@BigDataBorat<\/a>, who has a profile description of <em>&#8220;Learnings of Big Data for Make Nation of Kazakhstan #1 Leading Data Scientist Nation&#8221;.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ramonchen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/BigDataBorat-Screenshot.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3456\" title=\"BigDataBorat Screenshot\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ramonchen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/BigDataBorat-Screenshot-247x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"247\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ramonchen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/BigDataBorat-Screenshot-247x300.png 247w, https:\/\/www.ramonchen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/BigDataBorat-Screenshot-123x150.png 123w, https:\/\/www.ramonchen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/BigDataBorat-Screenshot-400x484.png 400w, https:\/\/www.ramonchen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/BigDataBorat-Screenshot.png 522w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 247px) 100vw, 247px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>A few of my personal favorites so far:<\/strong><\/p>\n<div>\n<ul>\n<li>I offer new\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23bigdata\" data-query-source=\"hashtag_click\">\u202a<s>#<\/s><strong>bigdata<\/strong>\u202c<\/a>\u00a0solution having infinite scale(*) and fast access. (*) inifnite scale offer only good first 20 node<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>In\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23bigdata\" data-query-source=\"hashtag_click\">\u202a<s>#<\/s><strong>bigdata<\/strong>\u202c<\/a>\u00a0world, feature and use case is same thing<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23hadoopsummit\" data-query-source=\"hashtag_click\">\u202a<s>#<\/s><strong>hadoopsummit<\/strong>\u202c<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Mrs. BigDataBorat say she arrange for dinner use OpenTable. Is hard keep track all these BigTable clones.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Nostradamus make absurd prediction and leave before can be verify. This make him world&#8217;s first\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23bigdata\" data-query-source=\"hashtag_click\">\u202a<s>#<\/s><strong>bigdata<\/strong>\u202c<\/a>\u00a0scientist.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>If divide\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23bigdata\" data-query-source=\"hashtag_click\">\u202a<s>#<\/s><strong>bigdata<\/strong>\u202c<\/a>\u00a0in half, is it still consider\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23bigdata\" data-query-source=\"hashtag_click\">\u202a<s>#<\/s><strong>bigdata<\/strong>\u202c<\/a>?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Optimist say glass half full. Pessimist say half empty.\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23bigdata\" data-query-source=\"hashtag_click\">\u202a<s>#<\/s><strong>bigdata<\/strong>\u202c<\/a>scientist say need further funding for to reach firm conclusion.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>To me name Vertica sound like perfect application for build data silo\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23bigdata\" data-query-source=\"hashtag_click\">\u202a<s>#<\/s><strong>bigdata<\/strong>\u202c<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><strong>Disclaimer:<\/strong> I work for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rainstor.com\" target=\"_blank\">RainStor<\/a>, a Big Data database company so I find this funny, and frightfully distasteful at the same time. Well played <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/bigdataborat\">@BigDataBorat<\/a>, well played<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somewhat regular readers of my blog will note that I like me a good analogy, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,449,41,300],"tags":[281,56,153],"class_list":["post-3451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all","category-bigdata-2","category-cloud","category-hadoopmr","tag-bigdata","tag-twitter","tag-vertica"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ramonchen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ramonchen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ramonchen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ramonchen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ramonchen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3451"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.ramonchen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3451\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3461,"href":"https:\/\/www.ramonchen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3451\/revisions\/3461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ramonchen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ramonchen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ramonchen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}