Somewhat regular readers of my blog will note that I like me a good analogy, especially one related to popular culture and in which some good laughs that can be had while getting a technically valid point across. See If Seinfeld evaluated MDM vendors, 10 Marketing lessons from @Shitmydadsays Tweets, and Hadoop – The most interesting technology in the world” for examples of the way I think.
So it tickled my geek side funny bone to happen across @BigDataBorat, who has a profile description of “Learnings of Big Data for Make Nation of Kazakhstan #1 Leading Data Scientist Nation”.
A few of my personal favorites so far:
- I offer new
#bigdata solution having infinite scale(*) and fast access. (*) inifnite scale offer only good first 20 node
- Mrs. BigDataBorat say she arrange for dinner use OpenTable. Is hard keep track all these BigTable clones.
- Nostradamus make absurd prediction and leave before can be verify. This make him world’s first
- Optimist say glass half full. Pessimist say half empty.
#bigdatascientist say need further funding for to reach firm conclusion.
- To me name Vertica sound like perfect application for build data silo